Man, you know, I woke up with the worst headache this morning. I know I drank a metric ass-ton last night and all - can't even remember what was eating me - but shit.

Jus' so you guys know, cooking sherry tastes like ASS. I swear I was sucking it out of a pucker for how damn bad it was.

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